FAT!

It is so damn. fucking. wrong when you answer the phone to this:

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Hey....how are you? Call me for what lah?

Eh, I happened to browse through Bel's Friendster page ya and she just uploaded new pictures.

You FAT ALREADY LAH!

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! You just can't call up a girl and say that??!!! (fuck fuck fuck!)

No mah, just want to let you know lorr...

Gee...thanks a lot. I feel so much better about myself now.

No prob!

Fuck off lah. Bye.

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I just cannot imagine that he called me up just to tell me that on a freaking SATURDAY too!

So much for wanting to have a good weekend lah.

So much for feeling so good about myself lah.

So much for eating glorious food during CNY lah.

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He called just to say I'm fat.

FAT!

goddamnit!

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So while I was strutting around in my little bikini in Pangkor, everyone must be thinking, "Omg, what's that girl doing in a bikini? She's so fucking fat!"

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Or while I was on the podium doing my thang, people mus be looking at me weird and telling the bouncers, "Eh, get that fat bitch off there lah....the podium gonna collapse lah"

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And when I was running around with Pearlz on Friday evening looking for a new pair of shoes for her, "Earthquake! Earthquake!......Oh, it's just that fat thing there walking around"

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You know what? Fuckit!

So what if I'm fat and look terrible.

I still have a Fatty who loves for who I am (maybe cos he's fat too)

I can still fit into all my clothes (even if it takes me a little longer to button up)

I don't see extra flabs on my face (except fot that double chin)

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You know what?

FUCKIT!

i'mgoingonadiet!