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Have a great weekend everybody, I know I will.

Redang here I come...
Snap snap snap...

Pictures galore!

Lunch time

and I didn't finish my lunch till about 4pm. By then, it was so cold, I totally lost all appetite. Imagine having cold tom yum fried rice. Just thinking about it now makes me wanna gag.

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If lunch time was interrupted because of something worthit, then I wouldn't be complaining so much. You know, like maybe if I won a zillion dollars and the postman just HAD to come lunch time to give me my money immediately, or Fatty bought me a new car and drove it to the office to pass it to me, or perhaps, my boss decided to choose lunch time to announce to everyone that I've been given a promotion and increament, I definitely wouldn't mind.

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But no lorr, it wasn't meant to be.

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The BIG One up there memang very fair wan lorr.

Give looks, means no brains.

Give brains, means no looks lorr.

Me? I'm a balance of both Harrharr!!!

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She was a beauty. The minute she walked in, the guys in the office just fell off their chairs. And I have to admit, she is good-looking.

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Too bad lorr, she shouldn't have open her mouth.

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She: Ha? What's that?

Me: No-frills. We're a no-frills hotel.

She: Ha? How you spell arr?

Me: N-o-f-r-i-l-l-s. You know, no-frills.

She: Cocks head to one side like a bloody parrot What's that arr?

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After she left

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Office guys: So so so, who's that lah? Why never introduce?

Me: Repeats whole story

Office guys: It's ok. We like them dumb

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>_<'

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What's in a stag night

anyways?

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No, seriously, why do people celebrate hens nigth and stag night?

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I thought they do it to announce to everyone that they won't be single for long and use it as a good reason to get drunk and wasted. If this is really the reason behind having a stag night, this I understand.

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So, which part do the strippers come in?

Why are they even in the picture in the first place?

And do friends organize strippers for the party to tease the groom (or bride) or is it really for themselves?

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If you ask me, I'm getting married!!!
I wanna tell the whole world that I'm gonna be somebody's wife soon.

I wanna celebrate this wonderful occassion with all my close friends.

I wanna drink and chat with them throughout the whole night till dawn breaks and then pass out in each others' arms.

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I wouldn't wanna be stuck somewhere with a room full of girls watching a well-built man writhing and struggling to get his coo-coo standing to full attention, just so that he can strip down to nothing and have everyone go ooh and aah.

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Hello, didn't I just say that I'm gonna get married?

I'll be hooked to my own personal stripper for life!

Why would I want my friends to spend all that money on another stripper that won't even have my attention?

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Honestly, I'd rather be out clubbing and having fun with the girls than having to watch a stripper.

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But if everyone else out there love to have strippers for their hens night, please ignore me.

I'm cacat.

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As for the guys, my goodness....all you have to do is ask, "So, what's in a stag night?"

They'll give you the same answer...

FEMALE STRIPPERS!!!!

STRIP DANCING!!!!

BOOTIES!!!

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*femme rolls eyes*

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If you want that sooo much, then DON'T FUCKING GET MARRIED!!!

Photos from Cherating

Here you go, as promised...the pictures from the Cherating weekend!

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we stopped by at a malay restaurant in bentong on our way up.

food sucks!

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AuntyLuan & I ay Kampung Cherating

now with Fatty

it kept walking closer, as if it wanted to be in the picture

view of after sun set in kampung cherating

my great-grandma used these lights

the silent streets of kampung cherating

fireflies sighting

pretty lights zooming by

my attempt to get a shot of the blinking fireflies

bedtime for fatty

the 2 rows of shops in ayer jernih

quaint and quiet

sleeping dog lies

the only restaurant with good food

yummy yummy curry wild boar

deep-fried wild boar - their specialty

deep-fried cauliflower - damn yummy!

it was drizzling like that the whole day

nelayans taking a snooze

100 and still living

This is my 100th blog on blogspot!

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Woooohoooo!!!!

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Something to celebrate about k, cos I didn't expect to actually last till a 100.

But I did!

And I'm still not bored with the blog yet.

Thank goodness I love writing.

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Cherating was AWESOME!

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We arrived like almost midnight on Friday night so went straight to sleep lah, but early Saturday, we woke up and headed for the beach.

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The sun was up'n'shinin', the waves were rock'n'rollin' and beers were nice'n'cold. Nothing could get better.

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And good it was cos this time, I successfully worshipped the sun for a good 5 solid hours, without any hint of dark clouds to block off the rays.

And I got my tan back!

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So happy *femme grins widely*

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Sunday, however, was bleak.

So bleak that it couldn't get any bleaker.

It rained from the moment I woke up till the minute we arrived back in KL.

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So, instead of spending time on the beach (like I had any other choices), Fatty and I went to Ayer Jernih with AuntyLuan for a day out.

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She brought us to this restaurant where they served delicious curry wild boar!

So yummy can die.

And it was weird cos out of nowhere, after an hour of driving from Cherating, two rows of wooden shops appears in front of you and one of the shops there is famous for their food!

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Will post up pictures next once I've got them downloaded.

His drunked moments

When his friends were trying so hard to get me to give him a chance,
I turned and saw him dirty dancing with another girl.

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When I tried to get him to take a decent picture with me,

When we weren't even together yet,

He turned around and planted a drunked kiss on my cheeks,

Just as I pressed the snap button.

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Our first trip to Penang together,

He left me alone on the beach to defend myself against a perverted Middle-Eastern guy,

While he was out working on the field.

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I found a starfish and a live squid,

And bounced happily back to show him,

"It's dead", he mumbled, without even opening his eyes.

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We went off on the jet ski together, with him steering,

He took a sharp turn,

And sent us flying right, and the jet ski flying left

And we landed in jellyfish infested waters.
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I tried to button up his jeans for him,

While he lay there snoring on my mother's couch,

And as I turned him around,

His fist came flying and made contact with my face.

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He says "Baby, I'm a man, how can I not look?"

And points at the ass of a girl in short skirt

I say "But she's ugly, Baby"

He replies "Just cover her face and do it for the country lah".

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He went down on his knees,

And asked me to be his wife,

And after I said 'Yes', he left me alone in the hotel room,

And went to watch football.

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We had a romantic dinner at J&R,

And then he fell asleep,

And left me to spend the remaining hours of our anniversary alone,

Watching House of Wax.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!!!

this is a little belated, I know

but I still love you very much

after all you've put me through

it's been a great few years together!

I can smell the ocean's breeze

It's HIGH time I went away to the beach again.

When was the last time you read about me going away to the beach anyways?

Wha-? You mean my last trip to Cherating?

Hello....how long ago was that! Please, check the dates.

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So, since it's been so long since I've been away, it's time to go away again.

And I absolutely can't wait!

And just nice too....haha....right after my probation period and I'm off skipping and hopping by the clear blue sea again...

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...and getting my TAN!!!

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JamieLing said she has never seen me this fair before (eventhough I am still 5 shades darker than her), so you see, I NEED my tan.

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We're also going there for Fatty's birthday lah.

Since it was postponed from last year.

I just sure hope it doesn't rain when we get there.

It would be such a waste!

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But on another note, instead of having to wait 3 weekends to the day we go to Redang, Fatty and I will be off to Cherating - again this weekend!!!!

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Soooo happy!

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At least I get to tan a bit bit first before waiting for Redang.

Just hope that I don't have to fight with the dark clouds again in Cherating this weekend like I had to the last time >_<'