Friday, November 30, 2007

You think I'm a baby making machine?

Now that the wedding is over, I realise that conversations around me, which were always centered around weddings for the pass few months, have now taken a sharp turn and has landed on the topic of babies.
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Yes. BABIES.
And we're talking about only less than a week from the wedding ya.
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Like on Monday night, FattyHubby (previously known only as Fatty) and I brought my new in-laws out for dinner and throughout the entire drive home, my mum-in-law was going on and on and on about "When you're pregnant, you must do.....", "When you're pregnant, you cannot cut anything on....", "You know, when I was pregnant, I was....." and it just went on and on till we got back to the house.
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Aaargh!!! The pressure!!!
We haven't even gone on our honeymoon lah, relax a bit can?
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And then, on Tuesday night, we brought my parents and sisters out for dinner, and the entire conversation during dinner was how mummy gave birth to me...the same old story about her eating too many watermelons and her waterbag broke 8 weeks early and I came out into the world a prematured baby....so poorthing.
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*Rolls eyes*
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Do you feel the pressure now too???
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And then. AND THEN. I called mummy on Thursday night, just to talk to her, update her about my day at work and told her that my dad-in-law was sick but was too stubborn to go see a GP, and you know what she told me???
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She said, "Tell your father-in-law that he must put importance on his health if he wants to still be alive to see his grandchildren. Must use the grandchildren word as a carrot to dangle in front of him, then he'll be more careful with his health".
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Use MY children as a DANGLING CARROT????
This is so super salah.
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And then, in the background, I heard daddy come back with some super comeback line to mummy.
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"Dangle what lah. Nanti biji also don't have, what to dangle"
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>_<'
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I soooo need to go home and lie down now. My head has been pounding non-stop since this morning and I know it's telling me to go back and sleep!
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But I can't.
My boss conveniently RSVP-ed herself and I to go for The Sun & The Edge Annual Party tonight @ Modestos, Desa Sri Hartamas, but you know what the funny thing is, my boss is also conveniently on mc today and I'm left to go all by my lonesome self.
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Check out what my horoscope for the day says about me today:
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See!!! Even it can tell that I'm not in my usual happy-clappy, super Ms. PR woman mood!.
I SO WANNA GO HOME!!!!
AND SLEEP!!!!!!!
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Thank goodness I managed to coax DesignerKajen and SuperSalesManFoong to come be my escorts for the night, else I'd die from boredom.
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"Eh, come follow me for The Sun & Edge --"
"Dowan lah"
"No, but its --"
"Dowan lah"
"Got free flow booze worr"
"Aiyah, why never say earlier! OF COURSE we attend with you"
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-_-'
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Idiots

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

So how do I feel?

I think there's much more to marriage other than the fact that I have officially sealed my life away to ONE man for the remainder of my days.
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It's the fact that I can no longer decide to walk out whenever I want to anymore, especially after an argument, unless it's just to head downstairs and sulk in the living room. But that would just be stupid.
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Fatty and I have been living together way before we tied the knot, so living together now as husband and wife doesn't really make much of a difference to me. But, after the wedding, it feels like as if an invisible thread has tied us together and has somehow bonded us even more because suddenly, we seem to be taking each another more seriously.
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Marriage is not gonna be easy, that's for sure, and it will take a lot of hard work from both parties to make it work out, especially when it comes to sensitive issues like finances, and men CAN be idiots, so living with one for the rest of one's life will definitely be challenging, but it's sure beats the hell out of living alone, doesn't it.
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And as I've pledged my vows before God in church, I shall repeat them again here in my blog, the vow to love one man and only one man for the rest of my life. What God brings together, men can never divide.
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Thank you to all those who came to share the moment with me and for all your beautiful gifts.

Friday, November 16, 2007

:)

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Big day's next Sat and I'm so super busy that I don't have the time to blog.
But just dropping by to say hi and no, I'm not dead.
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It's my wedding!!!
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Mrs. Fatty.....

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Lost

I'm lost.
I don't know what to do.
I just don't.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Calling OFF the Wedding!!!

Yes, I am.
So many things happened over the weekend and I just don't think I'm ready to get married to one guy. It's just not possible.
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And I'm afraid this man might not be the right one for me.
Afterall, we've known each another for less than 5 years, and I don't even know what his favourite colour is!
For the weirdest reasons, I keep thinking purple. And I have no idea why.
But purple cannot be his favourite colour, can it?
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And the stress of getting a wedding party together. There's just no getting anywhere! We're both so totally incompatible and cannot agree on the slightest things.
This already is one good reason why the wedding shouldn't go on.
At all.
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Besides, here are more reasons why I'm calling off the wedding...
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Red Thongs
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I absolutely WILL NOT wear red thongs to seduce my husband to be! How sexy can a girl in red thongs be anyways? Have you ever seen a mandrill? Yes, that's exactly what I would look like if I were to put this on and seduce my husband on the wedding night. He might just puke everything out.
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Cute Men
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I seem to be bumping into them everywhere I go. And these men are charming, handsome, and oh so good looking that if I were to tie myself down to one man forever and ever amen, I would no longer be able to flirt and play with cute men.
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The 'Thing'
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Being a virgin as myself, I have never seen the 'thing' before. And to see it like this??? It scared the hell outta me!!! No way am I ever gonna be able to look at something like that without laughing my head off. My poor husband will be so traumatised cause each time he takes it out, I
might start laughing.
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Condoms
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They taste really bad. So bad. And one advice, never EVER have condoms with whisky. Nasty!
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and finally...
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CRAZY DRESS SENSE
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Once people get married, even the fashionable divas themselves will loose all fashion sense and start dressing like the average married women out there. Trust me, I've seen to many diva friends turn into boring married women overnight and I do not wanna be one of them!
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So, thus conclude why I'm calling the wedding off.
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*sigh*
think so easy meh!
too much in love with fatty lah
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Btw, girls (you know who you are), thanks a BUNCH for the wonderful hen's party. I had a great time though I can't remember much from it. Love you all!

Friday, November 02, 2007

Yesterday

We brought mummy to Fridays to celebrate her birthday yesterday and she was soooo happy. I think cos we always bring her to fancy restaurants and she hates seeing us spend so much on her so when we told her this year's gonna be at Fridays, she was glad that it was somewhere not too pricy. Yah right. Bill came up to RM550 anyways.
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She turned beeroot red when the Friday waiters made her stand on her chair and sing us a song. It was so funny cos she was already red from the beer and I didn't expect her to get any redder than that. But she did!
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I went all the way to Curve to get her the Jelly cake, and it was sooooo beautiful, we didn't want to eat it. But in the end, half disappeared.
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Anyways, here are some random pictures I took here and there during the pass few weeks. I forgot about them actually...hahaha!
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At Mambo Jumbo during Raya weekend. It was sooooo crowded we almost died.
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When we got there at 10.30pm, there was practically nobody around. I had the whole dance floor to myself and didn't have to fight anyone.
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An hour later, I was doing the boogie on the spot. With tall people towering on either side of me, their arms raised towards the heaven, I was smelling hell lah.
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We left close to 1am. Old dy lah. Cannot take it anymore. Must go home and sleep. But we ended up hanging out at some German pub in Taman Tun, having German beers and watching some softball game thingy on the big screen.
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Told you lorr. Old mah.
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Painting the bridal room. Well, I directed. They painted.
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Shadows of my dreamcatcher against the car door. I was bored and stuck in a jam.
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Mosaic tiles at TheCottonClub. Don't EVER go there for their buka puasa buffet okay. Just dont.
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The funniest!
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Fatty went around catching the kittens and spraying the purple disinfectant on their ears cos they were all having ear disease.
By the time he was done with them, we had kittens with purple ears, running all around the backyard!!!