fatty just called....
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my car is ready for collection!!!!
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this is the BEST news I've have had in daaaaays!

and today i shall bury my face in the ground

after only 2 daiquiris last night and i did the worse thing anyone could ever do. i opened the gap.
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when are you gonna marry me?
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*Gasps!*
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fuck! what the fuck was i thinking?! But it was out and I could only plaster on a smile and face the un-known. Fatty's shocked face.
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And the answer dawned on me.
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*wails!*
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He's doesn't want to marry me!!!!
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serves me right for popping that question. I'm a confirmed MORON.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN'S!!!

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and I have nothing to do because my car is in the workshop and IDONTKNOWWHENITSGONNABEOUTANDIMISSITSOBADLY and I'm driving an 18 year old junkie around now.

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Happy Halloween's to me.....*sniff**femme sighs**sniff*sniff*

Bittersweet chocolates & such

Mother Nature is playing an extremely NASTY trick on me! And this is not the first time she's doing this to me. She's been playing this trick on me so many many times, and yet, time and time again, I've been falling into the same trap and getting myself all vulnerable and confused.
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Eeesh, and I thought people are suppose to learn from their mistakes.
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It's funny really. She's been feeding me with really interesting looking chocolates - chocolates that comes in different shapes and sizes and they all look soooo yummy!
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But there is always something wrong with it.
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These chocolates she gives me, they all taste really good and sweet BUT only with the first bite. Then the blardy things start getting more bitter and bitter at the second and third bites. And it's all the same.
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It gets to such a state of bitterness that I can't go on anymore and so, I have no choice but to spit it out and throw the remains away.
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The current chocolate that I now have is begining to turn bitter. I can feel it at the tip of my tongue already, ready to engulf my whole sense of taste and to leave a thick layer of disgusting, gooey, bitterness as an aftertaste.
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Should I continue eating or do I throw it away now?
But what if the next chocolate I pick up turns bitter as well? And the one after and the one after and the one after?
Should I give up on this chocolate now?
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I've been trying to improve on it's taste. Adding sugar. I've been adding so much sugar, I might die from diabetes one day. The bitterness isn't as strong as before anymore, but it's still there. Do I have to keep adding sugar all the time to keep the bitterness at bay?
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I might run out of sugar one day.
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But I'm stubborn. And this is one chocolate I want to eat till the very end. Bitter or not. But how long can I hold on for before it turns really bitter?
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Or will it surprise me and turn sweet in the end?

TV Shows& Daiquiris

TWO & A HALF MEN is not showing on NTV7 anymore and they didn't even inform anyone about it. My poor baby. And he was sooo excited when daddy went to sleep so that he could get the whole TV to himself.
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I'll try to download the whole season for you okay, sweetie.
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I finally satisfied my cravings for strawberry daiquiri!

Don't know what got into me *femme shrugs* but I was swept over with the strongest craving for strawberry daiquiri two weeks ago and I just couldn't find a place that served that sweet alcoholic drink that could curb my cravings.

For two weeks I looked and I finally found it tonight! At Chilis.

Had three in less than 2 hours.

It was sooooo good!

Didn't come home drunk though. Perhaps a little tipsy cause I was laughing more than usual but it was a happy feeling.

I think I'll be back for more daiquiris soon *hiccup*

bleeding gemini

WAILS!!!
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Tell me again why I was born a woman??? I just need to know. So at least then I won't feel like it's all so NOT worth it when I'm suffering from severe, pain in the lower parts of my abdomens while bleeding instesively for 5 whole fucking days!!!
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Woke up this morning telling myself cannot depend too much on ponstan somemore, so went to work without bringing it along with me, you know, for just-in-case moments. fuck. BIGGIE mistake.
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I am sitting here now (IN PAIN!) and I can't even do anything about it but suffer in silence (like the adult that I am). But I don't wanna be an adult! I wanna moan and groan about it so much so that my sweet little boss (not!) will let me go home early.
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But no, at moments like these when I need him around the most to watch me writhe in pain and suffer in agony, he has to be like a gazillion miles away from me in China and I can't even show him how much pain I'm in and ---
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Wait a minute...*femme thinks*....he's not here.
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Then wtf am I still here for???!!!
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Confirm brains not working!

Decisions....urgh

Should I or should I not CUT MY HAIR???!!!
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I know I told myself that I will grow it out again, but when I said that, I forgot about the part where it'll start to get all wirely and curly and getting all tentacles-like. Pictures Medusa. *femme sighs...*
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Which is exactly what it looks like NOW!!!
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So...I'm thinking, maybe a little trim? Or a nice bob? Nothing too short of course. I don't wanna 'surprise' SK like what happened the last time I chopped off all my hair. But something sophisticated, short, and chic. Like what I had when I was....erm....*femme thinks*.....20? Yeah, 20 years old. That feels like such a looooooong time ago.
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Oh gaaaaawd.....
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Boooooorrrriiiiinnnnnggggggggg!!! I just wanna do something to my hair lah. Like straighten it, dye it, perm it (yah right) or just cut it. Eeeesh....
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But then horr....this girl cannot make up her mind also horrr.....cause want to keep her hair long also horr.....so, what to do lah?
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ON ANOTHER NOTE I think I'm gonna kill my boss. And my clients. Okay, at least ONE client. Just one client that I really, really wanna kill. I wanna kill this client soooooooo much it's amazing! I didn't even know I had such a pension for killing.

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And yes, my boss too. I wanna kill him as well. No, wait, killing won't be fun. I want to bitch slap him so hard his that his balls will shrink and drop off. I want to strip him naked and hang him up at the office entrance to dry. Erm...okay, I take that back. Don't wanna see him naked. That would just give me nightmares. I shall put him in a tank filled with phiranas and watch them eat him. But then, the poor little fishies might die. Maybe I should just introduce him to my dog. She might not bite him to death but she will definitely annoy him to death with her barks.

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Femme strides up to his table and throws the letter at his face. She smirks. He looks at the letter and looks up at her, horrified. She throws her head back and laughs. "You're now working for ME, you hear. I've bought over this entire company. And if you ever, ever do something that will disgust me, I WILL crush you". She slams fist on table for emphasis. Then slowly, she leans down and grabs his puny little balls. HARD!. His eyeballs pop out from their sockets as he keels over in pain. "Just looking at you already disgust me!". And then she drops her hands, and strides away, leaving a blustering, tearful man behind her.

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WAKE UP!

*femme sighs*

Sugar & spice

I walk through the swinging doors and go straight to the information counter.
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Hi, I read from outside that you do pep-smear here. When is the doc in?
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The nurse looks at me, "We do have it but we don't do it for virgins in case we accidently tear their you know" and she gives me a knowing grin.
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Okay, so when does the doc come in?
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She's exasperated. "Like I said, we don't do it for virgins. Hope you understand".
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Rolls eyes.
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I'm NOT a virgin. OK? So, when does the doc get in?
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I see realization dawn on her face.
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Sigh....
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Do I look like a gawd-damned VIRGIN!!!???

Long long life...

It's ironic, really.
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One day, the sun is shining with all it's might, the wind is gentle and carresses your face as it blows softly by, birds are singing in the trees and the skies are blue, as blue as can be, and suddenly the next day, the sun is gone, the wind is howling eerily and slaps at your face, there are no birds to be seen or heard anywhere and the blue skies has been replaced with dark, rumbling clouds, threatening to break apart to drown you.
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How can there be such a drastic change in less than 24 hours? I mean, that is totally impossible. But it is. And it is happening to me right now.
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Suddenly, there is nothing to look forward to anymore. Nothing. Just the road that goes on and on for miles, and nobody knows where it actually leads to.
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Who knows? It might take a sudden turn somewhere and lead me right to the beach, where I'm working my ass off so hard right now to be. Or, it might just go on and on and I will have no choice but to walk on and on, hoping that somehow, it would lead me somewhere nice at the end. Or, I might just find out that I was meant to walk this path alone and miserable for the rest of my living years. I don't know. I can only continue walking and just hope for something.
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Such a sorry ass I am.
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But this is my life I guess.
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A sorry ass life.
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I'm so so so miserable.
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But work is good. It makes a great painkiller.
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I guess I'll be working very hard from now on.
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Sigh.....it's gonna be a long long life....

My twin sister

This is me.

Okay, so this is not really me. But someone commented that I reminded him of this character. Kindda cool actually. And what a coincidence as my fav colour in the whole world is purple too!

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Morrigan is very vain, and lives for little more than the excitement of
battle, although her endings in the games as well as various media show that
Morrigan slowly takes up more of her responsibility seriously. She appears
as a beautiful woman with long, light green hair, and bat-like wings on her back and the sides of her head. Morrigan can reshape these wings into spikes and blades
when attacking her enemies, as well as using them to shield herself from
enemy attacks. Her wings can also separate from her, and form into a
cloud of bats.

She uses a variety of magical attacks as well.

Although Demitri would seem to fill the spot, it is often suggested and implied that Morrigan is the main character of the Darkstalkers series, due to her importance in the overall story as well as her many appearances outside of her game series. She may even be considered the protagonist or something of
an anti-hero, since despite her demonic appearance and nature, she is not evil.

So, I've listed out a number of potential similarities that I might have with this enchanting bat-like feline just to find out in what way exactly do I share in common with her.

1. We're both equally gorgeous!

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2. She's the daughter of an evil dark lord and people call me the spawn of the devil - just cause I was born on the 6th of June and this year, it was 060606 - triple six which is suppose to be the devil's number.

Do I look like the Spawn of the Devil to you???

3. It's obvious we both share the same religion (see the picture above, she's wearing a cross and I'm praying religiously in the Gothic Cathedral in Cologne).

4. We're both playful and we love sticking out our tongues for the camera. And we even tilt our heads to one side when we do it! I mean, who can get more similar than that.

5. The both of us sure do love bikini bottoms! We've got almost similar taste in them too. (Yeah, that's my tatt. Cool, huh).

6. *ahem*....yes, erm, we love girl on girl action. Of course, I haven't gone to her stage and I will never but she loves women, and so do I (fine, I was drunk when this happened). And just to set the records straight, bothof us (me & the girl I was kissing) are straight and 100% pure female.

7. We have the exact same taste in clothes. The less the better! Guess what else is same? We're both in black! *Squeals!* - dumb blonde style.

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So you see, we ARE similar in sooooo many ways! And I'm very sure if I was stuck in a situation, I would be able to fight my way out of it too. Well, maybe not physically but verbally for sure. Some people say I have the tongue of a viper. Hiiissssssssss.....!

Well, yeah, one more thing. The ONLY thing we actually really have a vast difference in, is this. Gee, how does she keep balance in a battle?

One more chance for Laundry

So, I heard that they spin really good retro music on Friday nights.
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So, I heard that it's 'the most' happening place to be right now.
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So, I heard the crowd's really good-looking but you have to be 18 (or at least look like one) to be seen there.
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And so, I decided to go check it out.

And boy was I disappointed BIG TIME.
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Rubs, good things you didn't join me there.
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The DJ could not spin for nuts.
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There certainly were NO retro music booming from the speakers because I definitely did not hear any.
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Instead, it was weird sounds like as if the DJ didn't know how to use the damn mixer. I couldn't even move to the beat and you guys know how I can dance to just about anything.
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The crowd - oh gawd - don't even let me go there. Most of them were still babies! All young teenage girls and boys trying to look older than what they really are.

And ONE bottle of Jack's would have set me back about RM400. Yes, it was thaaaat pricy. And for a place like Laundry. It just don't cut right.

But, I have not given up on this place yet. Obviously, this place is 'the most' happening place at the moment for a reason, and I'm gonna find out why.

Perhaps I dropped by at the wrong time and everything was just going wrong.

So, I will make an appearance there one more time just to see if this place is really 'the most' happening place to be.

But in the mean time, while I recover from last night's nightmare, I'd rather take a drive up the hills for more Durian Tempura.

Am I Still One?

I was such a bitch...

1. when i two-timed my first boyfriend (1994)
2. when i slapped my sister across her face (1992)
3. when i stole the other girl's boyfriend (1995)
4. when i publicly snubbed my school teacher (1996)
5. when i threw my plate of rice at daddy (1993)
6. when i tore his love letter in front of his face (1995)
7. when i skipped school and then lied to mummy (1996)
8. when i called my sister a bitch (1993)
9. when i outcasted a girlfriend in college (1999)
10. when i laughed at him for falling flat on his face (1995)
11. when i broke-up with second boyfriend in front of McDonalds and walked off (1998)
12. when i secretly went out with someone else without his knowledge (2001)
13. when i sneaked up to Gentings on his motorbike and caused daddy to be worried sick (1994)
14. when i stole all her blogs and pretended they were my own (2004)
15. when i lied to him about my whereabouts every friday night (2005)
16. when i broke heart number 3 in his bedroom (2001)
17. when i started dating his friend right after that (2001)
18. when i forbade him to go out with his friends (2002)
19. when i slept with another guy behind his back (2000) and when i told it to him (2000)
20. when i broke the heart of my last boyfriend - over the phone (2005)
21. when i ignored him and continued partying - even when i knew he came all the way to see me cos i wasn't feeling well (2005)
22. when i screamed at him and accused him for wanting to run over my feet (2005)
23. when i bitched about her because i was envious (2003)
24. when i shouted at Grandma (2001)
25. when i called him a coward (2006)

Am I still one?

One for durian lovers

He was soooo excited about it the last time he went up that he wanted to bring some down for me to try, but to his utter dismay, he wasn't allowed to tapow. I guess they were afraid that someone else might steal their recipe (I hope someone does too....and fast! And this person better be in KL) or perhaps it just won't taste and look as good as it is suppose to be when someone take-away.
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So, instead of bringing it down to me and since he didn't have a choice, he brought me up to it.
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What am I talking about? Why, the famous Durian Tempura from Imperial Rama in Gentings, of course.
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I've never actually heard about it until he told me but I'm sure it's famous in its own ways. Because there were many people who were there just for the purpose of eating it.
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The restaurant itself was as grand as its name. From the outside, it looks small and quaint but once you step beyond that, whoa....the decor is magnificent! You walk pass a waiting area where they have huge, comfy sofas all lined up along the sides for people who needs to take a fag or for those who are just waiting for friends. Well, I know what I want to do on those sofas....*evil grin*


Then you will come to another entrance where a waitress / waiter would be waiting for you and bring you to your seat. The interior is grand as well, with high ceilings and long floor to ceiling glass windows.
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It definitely does not look like the typical Thai-Chinese restaurants that we get here in KL.


Of course, we ordered what we came up for - the Durian Tempura. It costs RM6 per piece. Ok ok lah, still can afford. We also ordered the Spicy Chicken Feet Salad, Rice in Superior Soup and he had the Thap Thim Krop too.
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I wanted the Mango Sticky Rice as well but decided against it. Like they say, never let a hungry man (or woman, in this case) order less you end up with more than you can consume.
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So we dug in. I must say, for the price we paid and for all the rumors about Genting's sucky food, the food here was actually delicious!
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And then, finally, the Durian Tempura.

Warning! This is ONLY for durian lovers. Non-durian lovers wouldn't
even want to come near this dish.

It comes in a shape of a square and is covered with aromatic, crispy tempura flour, fried to a golden perfection and looks so yummylicious, you can't wait to devour it with your barehands. But bear in mind, we are after all, dining in a fine-dining restaurant, so no hands, ok.

And when you cut it open, thick, gooey durian melts just ooze its way out of its cave and onto your plate, causing you to salivate and dribble all over the place. The durian is still warm inside and the first bite is like --- HEAVEN!
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It's better when it's warm and just out from the kitchen. No wonder they don't allow take-aways.
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Trust me, it's TO DIE FOR! Go try it.

Well, it was definitely worth the price and the effort bringing me up there, ain't it?