His drunked moments

When his friends were trying so hard to get me to give him a chance,
I turned and saw him dirty dancing with another girl.

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When I tried to get him to take a decent picture with me,

When we weren't even together yet,

He turned around and planted a drunked kiss on my cheeks,

Just as I pressed the snap button.

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Our first trip to Penang together,

He left me alone on the beach to defend myself against a perverted Middle-Eastern guy,

While he was out working on the field.

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I found a starfish and a live squid,

And bounced happily back to show him,

"It's dead", he mumbled, without even opening his eyes.

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We went off on the jet ski together, with him steering,

He took a sharp turn,

And sent us flying right, and the jet ski flying left

And we landed in jellyfish infested waters.
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I tried to button up his jeans for him,

While he lay there snoring on my mother's couch,

And as I turned him around,

His fist came flying and made contact with my face.

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He says "Baby, I'm a man, how can I not look?"

And points at the ass of a girl in short skirt

I say "But she's ugly, Baby"

He replies "Just cover her face and do it for the country lah".

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He went down on his knees,

And asked me to be his wife,

And after I said 'Yes', he left me alone in the hotel room,

And went to watch football.

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We had a romantic dinner at J&R,

And then he fell asleep,

And left me to spend the remaining hours of our anniversary alone,

Watching House of Wax.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!!!

this is a little belated, I know

but I still love you very much

after all you've put me through

it's been a great few years together!