The ex's current and the current's ex

It was mummy's 52nd birthday on Wednesday night
We celebrated at Jarrod & Rawlin's in Damansara Heights

Nice place, cooling and we had a little too much wine to start with...

and then suddenly, while i was trying to saw away at a very stubborn piece of steak...

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hi! i just came over to say hi...

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this stranger was looking right at ME!

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and i had no idea who this person was, but obviously, it was someone i know cos she was looking right at me

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so naturally (like everyone else would), i got up and smiled

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hiiiiiiiiii.....how are you? (while furiously cracking my brains, searching for something that would remind me of this person)

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and then *lightbulb* it hits me. this is Des's new babe, Kate!
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wtf! i hugged my ex's new girlfriend? like hello! people don't do that! *femme knocks herself on head*.

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was lying in bed last night with fatty when he turns around and asks...

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remember the first time you had lunch in BBM?

yaaaah.....

was it a monday?

*thinks*....yaaaaah....

were there many people around?

*thinks**why is this idiot asking me such weird questions?**....erm....not many, why?

how many tables lah?

about 2 or 3 I guess, why?

was there a table with 2 girls?

*turns green* who were the 2 girls???

one of them was *inserts ex-gf's name*

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I. DAMN. Tulan!

of all places, of all times, of ALL people, his ex had to see me

and I don't even know her. Never met her before. And NEVER will.

fuck! I didn't even see her but then if I did, i wouldn't have known it was her anyways.

Apparently, she knew it was me cause she recognised my face from friendster pictures.

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I don't know what happened but I think my face might have turned into a horrendous shade of green cos fatty leaned over to hug me tight tight.

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You know I love you very much, more than anyone else I've ever loved, okay

*All smiles*......okay

but still DAMN TULAN.