femmefatale

MY BOSS FELL ASLEEP
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during a product demonstration from a Taiwanese company
and his head kept lolling off to one side
i was so scared it might fall off!
and finally, it lolled off so hard, his forehead hit the table
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and i guess that woke him up
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I almost died laughing!
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I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF IT
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it was dangling there, right under her right nostril
and the more she talked and moved,
the more the damn thing moved with her
and i just couldn't hear a damn thing she was saying cos my eyes were too focused on it
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dammit!
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KinkyBlueFairy is throwing a SINGLE'S party
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and I'm invited!
but then.... .....I'm not single
so does that mean I can't go?
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unless i pretend to be single, and then I'll go there and make loads of new friends!
it wouldn't be thaaaaat bad
i don't think fatty would mind it at all
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hmmmm.....