INJURIES
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The weekend was just filled with it.
And I didn't even know until I went over to Godma's place last night for dinner.
And then I noticed.
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So here's Lesson 101 on how to injure yourself.
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Grampa's Injury
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First, you have to make sure that there is no electricity in the house.
Then, you have to try to make your way up the stairs yah - IN THE DARK!
Ok, here's the important part, remember to miss a step.
Slide down the stairs and make sure your arms are flailing aimlessly.
Your arms will then scrape across the stairs railings and you'll end up with a huge patch of raw skin on the inner arm, oozing fresh puss.
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Femme's Injury
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Make sure that the cellophane tape dispenser is thrown on the floor, landing upside down, before you walk away to do something else.
Forget that you threw the dispenser there and walk back to take something else.
Kick your toes really hard against the corner of the fucking thing (yes, I mean the rubberized, blunt corner).
Kick it sooo hard that the blunt corner can actually slice through your skin, causing it to bloom open like a flower, with fresh blood oozing out.
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It will look something like this
but this one takes the prize. Really. This one does.
Jojo's Injury
Take a walk in the jungle.
Make sure you're not looking where you're going and just continue to laugh and giggle with friends.
It will thus look like this
seriously! How can anyone do that to herself? It's just sooooo amazing!.
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Fatty Showed Off
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last night when he brought me to his office.
he forgets that I work in a china-apek company and his is a public listed one.
just because he had this whole magical thingy where you press a button hidden on a screen in the wall and music comes on and you can even change the music to whichever one you like
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So.Damn.Idiot!
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