Boleh lah boleh

So, it was last Friday night, when I was rushing home to shower, that I had a conversation with God.

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This is what He told me:

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Kristy, I know you'd be extremely excited if I were to tell you that you're gonna have a baby, so that's why I'm here now, having this conversation with you. Eventhough you're only gonna be officially married in less than 2 months, and you're not yet married now, I'm still here to have this talk with you. You have NO TIME, NO MONEY and you're NOT READY to be a mother yet. Therefore, you'll have to keep your excitement till after you're wedded.

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And then, He disappeared.

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And I had to drive like a race car driver back home because the waterfall started -_-

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***

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Was having dinner at The Curve last night with Ade and some colleagues when some bastard came and switched Ade's laptop bag with an empty one.

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And we didn't even know it happened or when it happened.

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We were sitting there from 7.30pm all the way to 9.30pm and we didn't realise anything, until when we were about to leave.

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Ade: Who's laptop bag is that?

Me: *thinks to myself, duh, yours lah*

Ade: Why is there a laptop bag here???

Me: *blink blink*

Ade: Fuck!!! Someone swtiched my laptop with an empty one!!!

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And then, she went hysterical.

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And used a serviette to pick the empty bag up.

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Ade: We have to send this is to have it dusted for fingerprints!!!!

Me: Malaysia not CSI k.

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I went with her to the police station to make the report, and when we asked the cop if this happened a lot?, he made us look under his table where he kept a dozen more empty laptop bags.

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Me: Wah, encik boleh buka gerai jual laptop bag lah!

Ade: Boleh ambil fingerprints dari bag ni ke?

Him: *looks at us like as if we were idiots* Ini Malaysia lah. Mana boleh?

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So, next time, if your neighbour's house gets broken into, and someone gets murdered and the murderer escapes from it without being caught, and there's nothing no lead at all to start the investigation except for some fingerprints maybe left on the broken glass windows or whatever, don't even think to open your mouth and ask them to dust for fingerprints ya.

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Cos he's only gonna turn around and say

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INI MALAYSIA LAH!!! MANA BOLEH???

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Hmph...

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MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!