NOT RIGHT!

I wore a very pretty dress to work yesterday.

It was from Cats Whiskers.

And Fatty came to pick me up for lunch.

When he saw me in a dress, his whole face litted up.

And I glowed inwards.

I know I'm more of a pants-shorts girl.

And not into dresses or skirts.

And whenever Fatty sees me in a dress.

He's reminded that Femme's a GIRL.

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And so when I got into the car.

He looked at me lovingly.

A grin spreading from one ear to the other.

He kissed me and hugged me.

I thought, wow, I should put on a dress more often.

If this is the reaction I get from my man.

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And so we arrived at the restaurant.

Where we were to have our lunch.

And I stepped out of the car,

A spring in my step

Because I felt I looked good.

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Fatty winked at me and held my hand.

And whispered, "You look really nice today"

I grinned widely and asked mischieviously,

"Why, oh why?"

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He looks me in my eye and said very lovingly,

"Because....."

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"Because you look like a happily married woman and a mother to my kids"

>_<

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Femme is NEVER wearing that dress again.